random jokes

Lilly saw Lolly on the kitchen table.
Lilly: "why are u keep on cutting the tofu with ur chopsticks?"
Lolly: "let me concentrate! i am trying to eat!"

Keen: "i'm going to see my lecturer for consultation now."
Ping: "that Doctor Lee?"
Keen: "yes."
Ping: "......"
Keen: "i'm not ill!"
Ping: "oooooo"

Ping: "don't go to that shop, last time i ate their cake i end up having stomach ache."
Keen: "and suddenly i feel like something aching"
Ping: "r u ok?"
Keen: "stomach ache......"
Ping: "what? but the labor should come at least one month later"
Keen: "i dunno... it is painful..."
Ping: "u hold on...let me call Dr.Wong..."
Keen: "NO~~~~~~~~~~~!!"
Ping: "why? what is it?"
Keen: "i don't want Dr.Wong----------!!!!! He is not good----------!!!!"
Ping: "then who u want?!!!"
Keen: "i want Dr.Chan--------!!!!! call Dr.Chan-----------!!!"

it was a conversation between Mr.Wong and Mr.Chan...